060703 IN CONVERSATION WITH… Gay Marriage
Filed Under (Uncategorized) by on 03-07-2006
Having been informed that my increasing politicisation has begun to upset some people, I chose to pick a nice, safe, apolitical subject such as sex (which is often inherently funny)….
GOD FORBID
There are a hundred thousand fetishes
I don’t know which one the best one is
But I know that some are sins,
Tell me which camp are you in…
A man might like to wear a woman’s stockings
Put a belt around his neck and give himself a throttling
But he can make it in this world
If he makes it with a girl… except Paula Yates
A woman, she might like to wear a strap-on
And give it to her man, yeah they both like to get it on
Heterosexual buggery
May not be your cup of tea, but
Is it a sin, is it even antisocial
If they do it in the bedroom
And both partners are consensual
You might like a golden shower
You might take one on the hour
You can sit there [...]
